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This is Assembly!

Oh, hi! I’m Danny Wallace and this is Assembly. It’s a club. One I really hope you’ll want to join.

It’s a place for men who say nice things behind people’s backs, who can cook a decent omelette but want to cook a better one, who’d prefer to be funny, but can stretch to serious.

It’s for men who are mates, brothers, dads, sons, single, married or other. It’s for men who are trying their best. Assembly isn’t like anything else out there right now, and it feels needed. So far, it’s me and my friend Phil, but we’d love you to join us.

Laughter, advice, sausages
– get the Assembly newsletter

Even though when times allow we’ll be arranging exclusive pub nights, live podcasts and maybe even a camping trip – our newsletter is at the heart of Assembly.

We’ll send you a little gem twice a week – packed with small details, big ideas, columns, feelings, jokes and free beer.

And we’re not afraid to call on the advice of other men: we’ve got wisdom coming up from the likes of Charlie Higson, Scroobius Pip, Eddie ‘the Beast’ Hall, Mike Gayle and loads more.

You have literally nothing to lose. Except the price of a half pint, once a week.

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John Doe

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Friends

Lockdown made us realise bosses are ninnies and maybe we spend too much time on the
wrong people. It’s mates that count. Friendship is in everything we do.

Family

We’ve been writing about our wives and kids for years – no one really says how entertaining family life really is. Whatever shape yours has taken – we include flatmates and pets  we suspect you’ll relate.

Things to do

From an ancient film no one knew was lurking on Amazon, to a new delivery meal service, to an amazing new book, we’ll be sharing pretty much everything we’re enjoying and absolutely insist you share back.

New stuff