This is Assembly!
Oh, hi! I’m Danny Wallace and this is Assembly. It’s a club. One I really hope you’ll want to join.
It’s a place for men who say nice things behind people’s backs, who can cook a decent omelette but want to cook a better one, who’d prefer to be funny, but can stretch to serious.
It’s for men who are mates, brothers, dads, sons, single, married or other. It’s for men who are trying their best. Assembly isn’t like anything else out there right now, and it feels needed. So far, it’s me and my friend Phil, but we’d love you to join us.